- Provide a wide array of slightly dried out and/or separated polishes.
- Manicurists should not allow customers to interrupt their conversations with each other, nor should they allow proximity to each other to limit conversation. That’s what shouting is for.
- Use well-worn paper nail files aggressively.
Avoid fine-grit boards if possible. - Always use ambiguously clean tools, with gusto!
- If manicurists are not with a customer, they should stand around eating loudly and talking more loudly.
- Have a rice cooker cooking rice, somewhere.
Make sure aroma is evident. - Instruct employees to wash vegetables in the hand sink. (Recommended: Broccoli)
- Allow manicurists to take personal phone calls while working on customer’s nails. Extra points if conversation is during polish portion of manicure.
- Make sure there are no magazines anywhere.
- Always try to include at least three misspelling per sign.
- It should take no less than four rounds under the dryer to dry thick layers of polish.
- All chairs should be uncomfortable, with torn vinyl and stains where applicable.
(Assuming I didn't catch nail herpes.)
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